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“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And his pants. But you go for the stomach first, because that’s what classy women do.” – Bonnie, More To Love

Yes, this brilliant quote came from the pilot of More To Love, which I will be following with great interest and a healthy dose of skepticism.

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/07/more-to-love-fox-luke-conley.html?xid=rss-feed-tvwatch-%27More+to+Love%27+recap%3A+Weight+for+it

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/07/28/more-to-love-debut-poundsploitatio-dating/

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I forgot how hard it is to play in the sand. It felt like there were weights around my ankles, and I could only move in slow motion. Frustrating, but still fun.

http://www.patrolmag.com/times/1734/not-doing-it

http://www.good.is/post/why-swearing-is-good-for-you/http://www.good.is/post/why-swearing-is-good-for-you/

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The white team, minus Sheri and John.

We played our last game on Sunday. We were so close to winning best out of 3 that day that it was ridiculous. But alas, we are done for the season. We had a good run. As you can see, I’m the shortest on the team. But what I lacked in height, athleticism, and amazing vertical ups, I made up for in attendance and cuteness. Emphasis on attendance. 🙂

I don’t blog very often, but I like to login and see what people search for and how they end up at my blog. Today’s top searches cracked me up:

types of men to avoid,  overactive bladder potty dance,  (301): lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.,  i run to you lady antebellum worship song?

Yes, folks. That about sums up what’s on my mind in a nutshell.

I love this site. Admitting that surely brings me to new lows in many of your minds, but what can I say? I have a raunchy sense of humor. I picked some of my “cleaner” favs  to share here:

(301): Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.

(573): shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.

(253): I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
(281): No. Just liquor. Time’s no good.

(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
(952): what?
(612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.

(317): when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single

(206): Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

(6008): Spent thirty minutes trying to wee in a cup for my STD test. If only I got that shy with boys I wouldn’t be in this predicament

(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE ***(props to D-town)

(631): Come here. I’m drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.

(305): If she didn’t want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn’t have such a furry rug in there