Sorry for the blog silencio. I’ve had a lot on my mind, but it hasn’t translated into anything to communicate to my dear friends and strangers who read this blog.

Therefore, you get…


When wearing satin/silky underwear, make sure you wear a belt with your pants. Slippery!

Buy either 100% maple syrup, or sugar free substitute syrup. Nothing in between is worth the calories.

After using spray-on sunscreen, make sure you give your skin an extra rub to spread out the lotion. Otherwise you WILL get a striped and splotchy tan.

That’s all. 🙂